NOTE : the flavour texts are not supposed to be actual quotations of the GEASites involved, they just give a "flavour" of them (hence flavour text, obvious huh.) All Geasites are unique legends (though some more so than others). Any resmblence to card games living or dead is purely coincidental (well almost.)
| Neil | BBB | 1/1 | Summon Fiend |
| BB Tap : put a 2/2 "dirty sock" token, with the ability "band with other dirty socks" into play | |||
| "They'll be fine if I turn them inside out." | |||
| Susan | 2W | 2/2 | Summon Angel (?!?) |
| When Susan enters play, A 1/1 Andy token also enters play | |||
| "I'm an angel." | |||
| Chris | 4RR | 6/8 | Summon Thug |
| Trample. May not attack if opponent has Susan in play. Any damage Chris deals to target creature, is also applied to Chris. | |||
| RRR : Regenerate | |||
| "AAAAAAAARGH" | |||
| Ben | 2W | 0/1 | Summon Card Sharp |
| When Ben enters play, A 0/1 "Magic Collection" token also enters play. If any "Magic Collection" token leaves play Ben gains +10/+10 and trample. | |||
| "WHERE IS MY BLACK LOTUS !" | |||
| Sam | RGBUW | ?/? | Summon Oddball |
| Sam starts as a blue creature | |||
| 1 : Sam may be assigned a different colour | |||
| 1 : Sam's power and toughness may be rearranged into any total adding to 7 (this cost must also be payed when first brought into play) | |||
| "today I think I'll be pink!" | |||
| John | G | 1/2 | Summon Lazy Man |
| Bands (with Janet only) | |||
| John must pay 1 to untap during the untap phase | |||
| "I don't know if I can be bothered" | |||
| Janet | GGG | 6/2 | Summon Scary Woman |
| Bands (with John only) | |||
| "She's not that scary ... don't tell her I said that." | |||
| Simon | W | 1/1 | Summon GURPS worshipper |
| 1 : Any damage done to any creature or player by Chris may be reassigned to Simon | |||
| W : Regenerate | |||
| "Sometimes Chris really annoys me." | |||
| Curse of D.O.T | B | Enchant Creature | |
| Creature Curse of D.O.T enchants must attack every turn | |||
| "wait a week, it'll all be over by then." | |||
| Mark | BB | 2/2 | Summon Ref |
| B Tap: Remove Curse of D.O.T from target creature | |||
| And it came to pass that the ref was drove the D.O.T players from the game crying "begone, bloodfests aren't gothic!" | |||
| Duncan | UU | 3/1 | Summon Munchkin |
| If Mark is in play, Duncan is buried. | |||
| "I didn't know new bloodlines needed clearing with a Ref." | |||
| Roy | RRR | 2/1 | Summon Rules Lawyer |
| RRR Tap: Place +1/+1 token on target creature. only one such token may be placed per creature | |||
| "have you seen this great new discipline." | |||
| Louise | W | 0/1 | Summon Fluffy Person |
| While Louise is in play, no damage may be dealt. | |||
| "I'm not that fluffy." | |||
| Angus | GG | 4/4 | Summon ex President |
| May not be put into play unless Louise is also in play. If Louise leaves play, Angus also leaves play. If Louise becomes tapped then Angus also becomes tapped. | |||
| "Louise, Louise Wherefore art thou Louise." | |||
| David's Website | UU | 1/1 | Artifact Creature |
| UU Tap : place +1/+1 token on David's Website. | |||
| The problem with early websites was there ability to grow far beyond their creator's comprehension. | |||
| Justin | BB | 1/1 | Summon Legendary GEASite |
| B Tap : Bury target card from GEAS expansion. | |||
| "Who's GM huh, huh ?" | |||