Danita's & Jeff-Kun's Net Vows !!!

Written By Donna R. Cole



Danita's Vows:

/me, in the presence of our computers and internet lurkers, dcc sends you, Jeff-kun, the offer to be your netspouse and netpartner from this time forward.

... to maintain open dcc chat lines with you for the rest of my IRC connection

... to maintain an IRC channel to come to for acceptance and always attempt to be on the same server so that our lag times are minimal and responses can be immediate.

... to /ping you frequently and keep you apprised of your lag times so that you can be the best you can be.

... to watch as those around us are torn apart by netsplits but find comfort in the knowledge that being on the same provider though IRC servers may split us, our nicks will remain together forever.

... to never set your nick on auto-kick or auto-ban, but always on auto-op.

... I will open up and build a channel with you and share with you the responsibilities and joys of being co-channel super-ops and founders for as long as our nicks shall remain registered.

... I will teach you what I know and learn from your knowledge so that we can both benefit in our Internet experience.

... I will celebrate your accomplishments and support and encourage you in your personal internet growth

... I will weigh the effects of the popups I use on your nick, and create ever new and changing ones to encourage you in your IRC experience.

... I will never take for granted when your nick shows up on /notify

I offer you today the one gift that no one else can offer:

I offer you my password.



Jeff-Kun's Vows:

/me, in the presence of our computers and internet lurkers, dcc sends you, Danita, the offer to be your netspouse and netpartner from this time forward.

... to maintain open dcc chat lines with you for the rest of my IRC connection

... to maintain an IRC channel to come to for acceptance and always attempt to be on the same server so that our lag times are minimal and responses can be immediate.

... to /ping you frequently and keep you apprised of your lag times so that you can be the best you can be.

... to watch as those around us are torn apart by netsplits but find comfort in the knowledge that being on the same provider though IRC servers may split us, our nicks will remain together forever.

... to never set your nick on auto-kick or auto-ban, but always on auto-op.

... I will open up and build a channel with you and share with you the responsibilities and joys of being co-channel super-ops and founders for as long as our nicks shall remain registered.

... I will teach you what I know and learn from your knowledge so that we can both benefit in our Internet experience.

... I will celebrate your accomplishments and support and encourage you in your personal internet growth

... I will weigh the effects of the popups I use on your nick, and create ever new and changing ones to encourage you in your IRC experience.

... I will never take for granted when your nick shows up on /notify

I offer you today the one gift that no one else can offer:

I offer you my password.